The secret rules
You can only order from the secret menu if you know about it.
The secret menu is only available when it's available. (after 22:00)
You should never try the secret menu sober
Cheeseburger and Fries Pizza 69
Mac N’ Cheese with Bacon Nachos 69
Munchies DAFUK 69
The secret menu is not good for you. You should not eat so much carbs and fat in a day let alone a meal. Any joy you may have is temporary and will wear off.